Dream on about me baby

takeme-towonderland:

meggitthemaggot:

piledriverswaltz:

why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

THIS IS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT TODAY

(Source: bro-tatoes)

bellig-on-the-reg:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

charlie brown

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds